Date : Sunday, June 14, 2009
Time : 8:13 PM
Title :

aloha!
Hi
hellooo
hahaha
okay... so im back frm malacca!!!
actually came back on thursday night... just din feel like blogging...
okay....
sooo malacca was fun!
took a coach there... lalalala
aunty momo and sa yi went too
aunty momo's niece winny(sp?)
went too ....
she's like 15?
yeah...
erm.... soo the coach terminal at koven hub?
then boarded at 730 in the morn... omg la soo early...
the trip there was like 4 hours??
ohoh and when we stopped over at this rest spot.its like a gigantic cafeteria la
the fish ball noodles there are damn freaking nice la!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okok... so lalalalala...
then finally reached AFAMOSA RESORT!!!! (the resort we staying at... or should i say STAYED)
okay....
so it was like 12 when we reach...
then at the golf terrence
then must wait for the freaking banana truck to take us to the villa part of the
massive piece of land they own to check in....
then was like 1? when we reach there....
still connected la the place... its MASSIVE...
dono how many acres of land they own...
they have a ZOOOO
init omg! can u imagine...
then they also have a WATER THEME PARK!!!
and a GOLF COURSE
and a million villas la!! wth...(fyi villas are like terrace houses)
then they have 4 freaking condos!!!!
as in the whole building not an apartment...
!!!!!
ohoh....
and they have a MASSIVE hotel too...
omg like wtf la!
damn big..
then they have a freaking POWER STATION on the property
and a FOREST!!!
fck la!

okok...so when we got into the villa check in there...
they bloody counter ppl said can only check in at 4!!!
so we had to sit there for a freaking 3 hours!!!
then me and my bro perposly whine damn loudly then
they say we can check in at 3 hahaha!!!! :B
then had some food...
club sandwhich for me and a really dodgy looking fried rice for my bro...
and a slice of mocca cake for winny
shared with mum and sa yi...
aunty momo was in the cyber cafe face booking!!haha
ok.
oh
then lalalala stonned for damn long....
then finally check in...
then erm... walk walk to our villa....
could not find it..
did i mention they had a million villas???
ok
and we have our own personal poool!!!!
hahahah!!!
ok...
then changed when swimming!!!!
ok then 6 plus went to cow boy town -.-
bored mah...
then ermmm...... played bumper cars... lol? quite fun actually!!!
ok then erm... went to watch this 4D show... it sucked luh...
then had this red indian show... its cow boy town.... wad did u expect??
damn cool la the show!!! FIRE EATERS SIA!!!!
damn funny they pick random ppl from the audience and then erm make them do weird red indian things!!
hahaha
ok then went for dinner... food sucked... then had fireworks!!! omg they are damn pretty!!!! <3<3<3
then took the banana truck back to the villa... there were like these stupid china ppl on it... when they got off at their villas they did not freaking want to close the door la! omg danger alert??
then winnie was like cursing them... hahaha damn funny luh wad she said...
ok then slept at 12 plus... reading marley and me... omg its soo sad!!! marley died!!! then i was like crying... then my mum thought i was sleepy then she force me go sleep la!! walao!!!
i was almost finished!!!!

day 2...
woke up.
showered.
finish reading marley and me.
took me 2 days to finish reading it!...
lol?
ok then breakfast... damned houseflies... all have slow reaction luh..
then went on this malaca city tour... 400rm for a van for 6 ppl...
quite a good catch...
ok.. then had this tour guide/driver
haha he is damn friendly...
okay... then lalalala went around...
went to this store selling lots of nice malacca tibits
then bought alot luh!!!
hahaha!! omg all damn nice to eat!!!
then went to this british church...
damn pretty..
but no photographs allowed... sad luh.... i felt a connection with the place...
then had the best chendol in the world!!!
and its DAMN NICE!!!
totally lives up to its name!!!!
then went to jonkers street... it was bloody blazing luh!!!
damned sun...
then walk walk walk
bought a minnie mouse tshirt for 10 rm...
damn cheap la!
thanks anuty momo!!!
then went to nancy's kitchen for nyonya food!!
and it was damn nice!!!!!!!!!
lady boss and staff all damn friendly...
then walk more..
saw this shop selling asscerories...
i bought 3 plastic bangles for 10 rm...
again cheap!!
and this really nice bracelet...
ive been wearing it out this couple of days...
then walk walk walk...
then went to this other places... very pretty...
then went to a prata shop for late tea!!!
then ate tisu prata!!
omg its damn nice!!! its like paper tosai drizzled with condensed milk!!!!
then bought tendoori chicken back for dinner!!!
omg!!! damn nice la!!!!!
then went back to villa... damn tired to go out liao..
so went swimming again...
and then ate dinner!!!
then there was like this freaking dragon fly in the toilet luh!!
then i went in then scream like siao then run out..
then another one on the hall...
like how the hell they get in luh!!! we on air con and the windows all close sia!!!
then we spent the rest of the evening murdering dragon flies..
haha damn funny and fun luh!!!

day 3
packed
breakfast... again damned flies!!!!
then check out.. then went to play archery paintball and horse riding
i love archery!!! damn fun!! and the horse damn cute!!! i wanna learn horse riding!!!!
then went to the zoo
took the safari tour..
its like u sit in this caged bus then drive into the animal enclousure...
then lalala take damn lots of pic!!!
then hor the freaking bus uncle go any how go fiddle with the damn controls then the freaking
bus broke down in the tiger enclosure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
walao!!!
damn scary la!!!
then hor in the distance have this gate where the buses come and go from
then got 2 freaking bangala dun wan call for help la!!!!!!
they just watch!!!
then aunty momo
was like signalling to themm!!!
fck u tards!!!!!
then suddenly a white nissan appeared and chase the tigers back to their "house"
omg la!! heng sia!!!
then everyone was like that ranger dude is TARZEN...
hahahah!!!

then lunch...
the otters damn cute la!
then mummy bought me a stuffed tiger!!!! damn cute la!!!
looks like tigger.... haha
then went to ride the camel
and the elephant... haha got pics too!!!
omg the elephant damn cool and cute la!!!
stick its nose at us let us touch!!!
feels damn rough... could use some mostrizer sia!!!
the horse feels like human skin... damn nice la white horses....
then went back to the golf terrence...
changed my shirt...
then took this mini van to where the coach will be picking us up...
then we get there liao then that faggoted bus driver tell us the freaking
coach just left genting.!!!! OMG!!! then we had to wait for like 2 hours??/
then go to this shop... drank coke...
spilled the ice all over my shirt!!!
dammit luh!!!
then lalala finally the damn bus come!!!!
boarded...
lalalalala
watch the tale of desperux(sp?)
then lalalala
then stoppped over at that rest stop again!!!
ate fishball noodles!!!!
omg!! damn nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ohoh
and the toilet is damn scary!!!
smelly smelly one luh!!!!
then i bought hannah montana the movie CD.... i know.. lame right?
should have gotten marley and me...
-.-
then carried on on the coach...
finished watching the movie... then it was like pitch black..
cause driving pass the forest mah no lampost...
then can see damn lots of stars la!!!
omg it was damn beautiful luh!!!
then the faggot uncle go on the light!!!!!
#&@%&%!!!!!!!!!!
knn la!
then go custom...
then go toilet..
haha damn clean!!!
then reach sg!!!!
woots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then go custom again...
hahaha
then the bus damn good sia!!!
drop ppl at either J8 or koven
so we got down at J8
said bye to winnie aunty momo and sa yi(they went to koven)
then took taxi home!!!
omg!!!!
it feels so great to be home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i missed my bed and mickey and sadly to say..
mei hua...
hahaha!!!
ok
sian liao!!!
u wan pics look for them on my facebook